#scotsman
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #scotsman from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 15:32 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 15:32 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 15:32 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~29243 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.7
Top of the latest posts
Don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Jokes #
Fun #Scots fact #Vampires can't drain a full #Scotsman because of the #cholesterol, #sugar and #alcohol content from deep fried everything, IrnBru and various spirits washed down with beer. They can only have the legs and even then only one
Some fun #ScottishSlang "Lang may yer lum reek" - Literally means "long may your chimney smoke." It is a wish for long life and good health. "He's got a face like a bulldog lickin' pish aff a thistle" - The person looks very unhappy or sour
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