#ScunthorpeProblem
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ScunthorpeProblem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #scunthorpeproblem.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~38745 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Earlier today, I was trying to submit a potential phishing URL to Hybrid Analysis (hybrid-analysis[.]com/, behind CloudFlare) because I was too lazy to spin up a VM. I wrote in the comments field that it was "Associated with" and then a bit
iam-py-test :transgender_flag: :neocat_flag_lesbian:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22025-10-17 02:55 UTCView post →@jackyan I joined the peertube.wtf instance but can't post links to it in the Linux Mint forums because those three final letters are always auto-replaced with "confused" 😆 #ScunthorpeProblem
@Devonkiwi Nah. Straight up instance of the Scunthorpe Problem, that is. #ScunthorpeProblem #Wales
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