#securitytheatre
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #securitytheatre from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #securitytheatre
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~11756 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (36) · German (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
New paper: "Agents of Chaos." 20 AI researchers red-teamed autonomous #LLM agents with email, shell access, and persistent memory. How do you compromise one? Change your Discord display name to the owner's. In a new channel. That's it. Full
... so here I am typing in a full name and generating a password, then confirming my E-mail address from another E-mail, then going back to the original saved HTML document to have it load a decrypted version it downloaded from the website.
You want to add a new card to your Apple wallet? Sure, go ahead! You'll need a 6-digit code to verify yourself, just a sec. Oh, you're an _additional_ cardholder? Well then you will need a Letter of Introduction, handwritten using a peacock
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