#selfishprick
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #selfishprick from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #selfishprick
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #selfishprick.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~42770 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Imagine being worth $400 BILLION and destroying the agency that fights malaria and provides bags of rice to people in famine. #elon is so poor all he has is money #ElonMusk #selfishprick #kakistocracy
So this was a bit evil..our upstairs neighbor (the one who never stops walking around), left his car in a guest parking space while he's out of town, despite having a perfectly good assigned space four slots away. He left Thursday, and hous
● NEWS ● #commondreams #goldenDawnald #nihilism #selfishPrick #orangeVirus ☞ Reporter: 'What Do You Say to Americans Who Are Scared?' Trump: 'I Say You Are a Terrible Reporter' https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/03/20/reporter-what-do-y
#selfishprick across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #selfishprick straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/selfishprick