#selfservingbastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #selfservingbastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:25 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #selfservingbastards.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~7305 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
PSST, US politicians. Get over your damn selves. Imagine not being willing to forward legislation that 2/3rds of US population wants—removing an anachronistic law that causes pain and suffering twice annually for millions of people because
Is anyone really surprised? 'GOP's top priority if they ever get a House Speaker? Protect wealthy tax dodgers' https://www.rawstory.com/gop-agenda/ #GOPGreed #SelfServingBastards
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