#sesselfurzer
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sesselfurzer from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #sesselfurzer
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 20:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 20:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 20:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~15275 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: German (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
#Bürokratistan gegen die Wand fahren! Es ist besser so. #Widerstand gegen #Sesselfurzer und #Bürokratengesocks, auf allen Ebenen. Bis hier garnichts mehr geht! @Bundesregierung
@Bundesregierung Ihr erzählt Unsinn und wisst es - hoffentlich. O2 spielt 5G Ausbau vor wo garkeiner ist. Die entsprechenden Tools für Android decken den Schwindel auf. Und auch ein gewöhnlicher Speedtest tut es. Weiterhin wäre zunächst flä
@Sebastian Deutscher Bürokratenabschaum gone wild. Was soll schon schiefgehen, wenn #Sesselfurzer mit viel zu viel Macht ausgestattet sind? #Bürokratur @Bundesregierung
#sesselfurzer across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #sesselfurzer straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sesselfurzer