#SheDontEvenSmoke
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SheDontEvenSmoke from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-06 10:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-06 10:18 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shedontevensmoke.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-06 10:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5402 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Max was all ready for a chill late-night sesh on the couch. Aria says goodnight and heads to bed first, leaving Max to his own little vibe time. 🛋️ Or so he thought. Max checks his stash, hoping to do some more gardening, but the jar is em
Chilling isn’t an exclusive practice reserved for hoomans only. When my hooman is enjoying their chill time, I want in too, so I bonk their head until they give me the ‘nip. It usually knocks me on kiester (only when I eat it, of course). M
The Sacred Oil of Life 😭 You ever have one of those moments where you very clearly explain something “don’t hold it sideways or the oil will spill” and then immediately watch the exact opposite happen? Yeah, Max knows that pain. One second
#shedontevensmoke across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shedontevensmoke