#shinynewthings
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shinynewthings from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-01 16:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-01 16:53 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-01 16:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~27903 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
There are going to be, already are, a stream of #ShinyNewThings created by #Trump's ability to manipulate the media and create #Spectacle. They are useful to pay attention to and get emotional about if there is nothing more important or ful
On Trump's picks for his #Trump2 administration. Now considering the possibility that #FloodTheZoneWithShit is the strategy, that filling the admin with incompetent dolts is being done deliberately. Lots of #ShinyNewThings to keep our atten
Unboxing my shiny new play thing on http://onlyfans.com/kquinzell- whatever could it be? ♥️💛 #shinynewthings #bdsm #bondagette #droolqueen #leatherstrap #whatcoulditbe
#shinynewthings across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #shinynewthings straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shinynewthings