#shithappens

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shithappens from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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3
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-04 02:38 UTC
1
09-28
0
09-29
0
09-30
1
10-01
0
10-02
1
10-03
0
10-04

3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-04 02:38 UTC
#shithappensagain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ShitHappensWFH
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-04 02:38 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~9236 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (17) · German (11) · Russian (2) · Finnish (1) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔 Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufg

    SyöminenJaPyöräily@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 12026-03-18 18:02 UTCView post →

  • @bmv zig Fantastillarden in einzelne Brücke (Straße, klar) gesteckt: „ #schland kann #Infrastruktur!“ Unzählige km #Radweg nicht gebaut, zurück gebaut oder wegen baufällig gesperrt: „Kann man nichts machen.“ Unzählige Stunden Verspätung ode

    Jenkins. Tom Jenkins. 🤮🤢🤮@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 12026-09-28 14:18 UTCView post →

  • 🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours." Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and low

    ❄️SnowyIn❄️ 🇨🇦🚫🦻@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-04-15 21:04 UTCView post →

#shithappens across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #shithappens straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shithappens