#shithappens

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shithappens from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.5
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:28 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:28 UTC
#ShitHappensWFH
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#shithappensagain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:28 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~14954 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (18) · German (10) · French (1) · Spanish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • 'Heavy Metal' 🤘 #FotoVorschlag #photography #shithappens #metal #tires #farming #tjanun

    ABellingrodt@[email protected]♥ 14↻ 112026-06-26 07:04 UTCView post →

  • Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔 Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufg

    SyöminenJaPyöräily@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 12026-03-18 18:02 UTCView post →

  • 🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours." Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and low

    ❄️SnowyIn❄️ 🇨🇦🚫🦻@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-04-15 21:04 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shithappens