#shitmydadsays
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shitmydadsays from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-06 00:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-06 00:11 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shitmydadsays.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-06 00:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~13317 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
#ShitMyDadSays: 'Mussolini fell, Hitler fell, and so will Netanyahu!' (Let's hope it's sooner than yesterday, dad) #ARRESTNETANYAHU #FreePalestineNOW 🇵🇸
#ShitMyDadSays: in a text, 'What was that racist bullshit back in 2011 or whatever about the ''dangerous, savage nonwhite youth'' ? #RacePogroms
#ShitMyDadSays 🇫🇷 : <<Still want to "go home"?>> Moi 🇬🇧 : 'Non merci, I'm good!' #Frpol
What “shitmydadsays” means
WikipediaShit My Dad Says is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern who was then a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotations made by Halpern's father, Sam, regarding various subjects. Halpern started the account on August 3, 2009 soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents' house in San Diego. He intended it only as a storage site for his father's salty comments, but a friend posted a link to it. Comedian Rob Corddry then tweeted the link and that really "jump-started it" accord
“Shit My Dad Says” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#shitmydadsays across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shitmydadsays