#shittyday
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shittyday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-30 03:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-30 03:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-30 03:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~63501 hours).
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Languages: English (6) · German (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Day 1 of my photo workshop and a bird dumped a large load all over my guest and their gear. 😬 #birds #ShittyDay
Ok, so about an hour after I joined Mastodon this morning my boss called to tell me that apparently my job does no longer exist. I'm not completely convinced yet that I will be able to not link those two events together for all of eternity.
had a shitty day. #shittyday #grumpybear #miniature #carebears #teddybear #plushies #expressyourself
#shittyday across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #shittyday straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shittyday