#shittylifeprotips
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shittylifeprotips from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 14:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 14:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shittylifeprotips.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 14:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~64955 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
if you eat a gummy bear while drinking water it’s like drinking fruit juice without those pesky vitamins. #shittyLifeProTips Like and subscribe for more recipes!
Little known fact: Wenn man in der #Spülmaschine in einem #Geschirrspülkorb die Maximale Geschirrdichte – ohne jegliche Lücken zwischen dem Geschirr – erreicht hat, verschwindet das gesamte Geschirr automatisch. #shittylifeprotips #Spülmasc
SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people. https://slrpnk.net/post/30824702
#shittylifeprotips across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #shittylifeprotips straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shittylifeprotips