#shutupandtakemymoney
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shutupandtakemymoney from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #shutupandtakemymoney
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 13:43 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 13:43 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shutupandtakemymoney.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 13:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~17366 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (25) · German (7) · French (3) · Spanish (2) · Italian (2) · Czech (1)
Avg boosts / post: 5.4
Top of the latest posts
Shut up and take my money #comic #webcomic #funny #shutupandtakemymoney
Was habe ich schon für tolle Konzerte und informative Sendungen auf ARTE und @3sat gesehen. Werbefrei! Und heute erfahre ich, dass ich lächerliche Centbeträge im Monat dafür bezahlt habe? Während Netflix, Disney+ und Amazon immer raffgierig
This is the way: “Mastodon has taken the strategic decision not to accept venture capital investments for growth, but rather restructure to a European non-profit organisation. This means that we’re reliant on your support to build a team to
#shutupandtakemymoney across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #shutupandtakemymoney straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shutupandtakemymoney