#simp
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #simp from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #simp
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 20:10 UTC15 uses by 11 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 20:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 20:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~392 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (36) · Finnish (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
The PJ party is underway, tonight i'm learning about poisonous plants at the naughty library ;) Cum see if you can motivate me to keep reading *wink wink nudge nudge* #sapiosexual #goddess #domme #femdom #milf #findom #simp #goon #loser #dr
I want another #makeup haul to start my YT channel... I'm thinking 500 or more because one of my favorite brands released TWO Halloween lines & one is extremely glittery, ofc I need both. You're going to make it happen whether you realize i
Dozynki Harvest Festival Streams are starting soon. My makeup is on & I'm donning my Harvest tiara, isn't she pretty! Time to have a feast <3 #goddess #domme #femdom #milf #findom #simp #goon #loser #draingame #findomme #passthepig #findom
What “simp” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediasimp/sɪmp/
- nounA simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
- verbTo melancholically reminisce; to recall once fond memories now tinged with sadness, especially regarding a former lover.
Simp is a slang term describing someone who exhibits excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically to someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship. The term originated as a shortening of "simpleton" in the early 20th century. During the 1980s, American rappers such as Hugh E.M.C., Too Short, Sir Mix-a-Lot, 2Pac, Three 6 Mafia and E-40 made use of the term in their songs. By the early 2010s, the term was adopted by memb
“Simp” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#simp across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #simp straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/simp