#Simping
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Simping from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:32 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:32 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:32 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~52746 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10) · Norwegian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
DATE: July 2, 2026 at 12:00PM SOURCE: PSYPOST.ORG ** Research quality varies widely from fantastic to small exploratory studies. Please check research methods when conclusions are very important to you. ** ----------------------------------
idk, the #LonelinessEpidemic and the #parasocial #simping of certain humans are equally concerning and sad at once… mind my words stuff like that can make one prone to distorted #narratives and #manipulation, just sayin… If you think you ca
@time @top-stories-time 1.) Stop #simping for fucking #billionaires.
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