#simps
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #simps from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #simps
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-13 05:45 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-13 05:45 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-13 05:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~47478 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: English (26) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Hi #simps and #wallets I’m #Goddess Jenny, I’m 30 years old and I’m an #asian #domme I have high expectations for subs and I do not tolerate cheap. My favorite #kinks are #findom #footworship #footfetish #bodyworship #CBT #chastity #debtcon
BREAKING: This evening we're sharing the gripping saga of #simps & #pervs banding together to save a house of #camgirls from a Tate-esque tyrant with two small man spheres. This & more tonight on the #NSFW Newsflash <3 #sapiosexial #findom
Luckily, not so much on the Fediverse
What “simps” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediasimps
- nounA simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
- nounA man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.
Simp is a slang term describing someone who exhibits excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically to someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship. The term originated as a shortening of "simpleton" in the early 20th century. During the 1980s, American rappers such as Hugh E.M.C., Too Short, Sir Mix-a-Lot, 2Pac, Three 6 Mafia and E-40 made use of the term in their songs. By the early 2010s, the term was adopted by memb
“Simp” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#simps across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #simps straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/simps