#situationship

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #situationship from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
27
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 27
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 27
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 23:10 UTC
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09-21
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09-23
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09-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 23:10 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 23:10 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 27 public posts (spanning ~38281 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (13) · Spanish (4) · Japanese (4) · Polish (1) · German (1) · Galician (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • #FediSingles Nachdem so eine wasauchimmer #Beziehung #situationship nicht geklappt bzw. geendet hat, wann fangt ihr wieder an zu daten?

    Sommer-Kackerlakatz@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 32025-10-16 16:32 UTCView post →
  • Señales de que la situationship ya cobra factura: solo planes de último momento, conversaciones profundas después de las 11 p.m., incomodidad ante "¿qué somos?". La ambigüedad sostenida no es misterio romántico; es indefinición estructural.

    Gonzo Gonzo@gonzogonzogt♥ 1↻ 02026-03-03 03:41 UTCView post →
  • "No es pareja, no es amistad, no es nada… pero tampoco es nada." La situationship es el contrato invisible donde nadie firma, pero ambos pagan. Mezcla intermitencia, ambigüedad y ego. La incertidumbre genera dopamina. Por eso cuesta salir d

    Gonzo Gonzo@gonzogonzogt♥ 1↻ 02026-03-03 03:41 UTCView post →

What “situationship” means

Wiktionary

situationship

  • nounA (romantic or sexual) relationship in which the parties involved do not clearly define their relationship as such, but for example consider it "complicated" or a friends with benefits-type situation.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#situationship across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #situationship straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/situationship