#slobs

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slobs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:33 UTC
0
09-20
0
09-21
0
09-22
0
09-23
0
09-24
0
09-25
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09-26

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:33 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:33 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~47938 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • I promised this part 2 of the SLOBS #FOSS fiasco. This is the apparent resolution (for the time being). Not ideal, Where has the #EFF and #FSF been on this all this time? #SLOBS actually attempted to Co-Opt the #OBS brand from not just thei

    tallship@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12021-12-29 10:00 UTCView post →
  • Modern operating systems are all written in C which is KNOWN to be unsafe. Yet IT slobs keep using this unsafe language. The internet is not supposed to be used for e-commerce. The protocols, Javascript, and all the models used by internet

    Arthur Hau, PhD🐶🐱🌱🎵🦣@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-30 21:12 UTCView post →
  • Why are there so many #IT #slobs misrepresenting facts about #programming #languages and #computer #hardware architecture. This is a direct quote from #Lenovo, claiming that random access memories/files are faster than sequential. What a sh

    Arthur Hau, PhD🐶🐱🌱🎵🦣@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-01 12:30 UTCView post →

What “slobs” means

Wiktionary

slobs

  • nounA lazy and slovenly person.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#slobs across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #slobs straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slobs