#slowcode

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slowcode from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
11
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 11
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 11

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 18:48 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 18:48 UTC
#slowcodemanifest
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 18:48 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~39287 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: German (6) · English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • IT für Erwachsene, mehr wird nicht verraten ;-) https://blog.jakobs.systems/blog/20260111-it-fuer-erwachsene/ #Management #agile #slowcode #Development #Developer

    TheTomas@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 22026-01-11 17:53 UTCView post →

  • 🎉 Congratulations to the brave soul who fought valiantly against the mighty beast known as 'Slow Code' and emerged victorious with a whopping 350% speed boost! 🚀 Just imagine, a handwritten parser ✔️, because apparently, typing code is th

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-20 09:40 UTCView post →

  • 🚀🎩 Behold, the digital archaeologist who thought it was clever to resurrect the mummy of #SAP on a CPU older than disco. 🕺💀 Naturally, they bravely battled overwhelming relevance by ensuring their code runs slower than a sloth on a caff

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-07-09 13:40 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slowcode