#slownewsday
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slownewsday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 08:54 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 08:54 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 08:54 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~30879 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (24) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
Top of the latest posts
I was tempted to save this for #Caturday, but it is obviously a slow news day (Burnham must be relieved the press can find distractions and play with themselves harmlessly). The ‘Downing Street Cat’ looks on unimpressed while a group of jou
🐢 Slow news day alert! It seems Google News has devolved into a shrimp boat run by Forrest Gump, where the only thing more predictable than the crash is the inevitable regurgitation of old #headlines. 🚢💥 So next time you're fishing for n
This hits me as a slow news day item. Like, Portlanders not knowing about Nanaimo or their bars is pretty likely about the same number of Little Rockers who don't know how to spell Kansas City or know they're famous for barbecue... https://
#slownewsday across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slownewsday straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slownewsday