#sluggishness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sluggishness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 21:20 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 21:20 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sluggishness.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 21:20 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~3296 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
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Top of the latest posts
Ah yes, the "groundbreaking" revelation that #groceries are more sluggish than a sloth on sedatives. 🛒📉 Let's just list every city ever, because that's clearly the secret recipe to solving the world's most trivial problem. Bravo, Bain & C
🤦♂️ Oh, surprise! Anthropic's #Cowork feature decides to throw a 10GB party on your #macOS without asking, because who wouldn't love a sluggish computer? 🎉 Clearly, the true innovation is in discovering new ways to make users cry while t
What “sluggishness” means
WikipediaLethargy is a state of physical or mental weariness, fatigue, sluggishness, or lack of energy. It can be accompanied by depression, decreased motivation, or apathy, but can also present with having a desire, but not the energy to initiate or perform tasks. Lethargy can be a normal response to inadequate sleep, overexertion, overworking, stress, lack of exercise, improper nutrition, drug abuse, boredom, or a symptom of an underlying illness or disorder. It may also be a side effect of medication
“Lethargy” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#sluggishness across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #sluggishness straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sluggishness