#smdh
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #smdh from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:09 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:09 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:09 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~10522 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 20
Top of the latest posts
I'm dying here. Just had a customer come in, asking where his drink was. We never got any mobile orders for him. "I asked ChatGPT to order it for me and it said I could pick it up." #smdh #FuckAI
I just discovered that "Employer on the Go", a website I am required to use by my employer for downloading pay stubs and entering time-off requests, implements "remember me" by saving my username and password in a plaintext browser cookie.
Ok, so, I needed something physical this morning to get my mind out of a rut, so I rode my motorcycle over to #BostonBowl for some Sunday morning #bowling. As usual, my scores were all over the map—I am not a good bowler—but hands down the
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