#smokedetectors
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #smokedetectors from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-01 17:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-01 17:34 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-01 17:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~30728 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (24)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
what even are smoke detectors honestly what even the fuck are they at this point change sets change types change brands clean them fucking _weekly_ doesn't matter: false alarms in the middle of the night these new ones were extra expensive
I really thought I'd finally found it, I really thought I'd found why the smoke detectors liked to go off for fun at random times, more memorably at night, most memorably around 1-3am, when I found that long-term defective connector but GUE
I am 59 years old and have changed maybe a dozen smoke detector batteries in my life. Every single one of them has been in the middle of the night, including 4am last night. Is this universal, or is it a fucking conspiracy? #smokedetectors
#smokedetectors across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #smokedetectors straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/smokedetectors