#snarkhouse
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #snarkhouse from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #snarkhouse
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-01 20:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-01 20:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-01 20:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~4490 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
@lil5 First a quick rant: DO NOT BUY SWITCHBOT. They are unsafe and have no warranty and they can suck whatever piece of my anatomy they find most distasteful. We couldn't afford to replace them, but we had to anyway because Fire is Bad. Ah
As much as I love #kured, I did NOT need to watch a million containers suddenly error out in the middle of the cert-manager upgrade. (Kured watches for the host OS to flag a reboot-needed, then schedules it and gets it done. The event strea
Finally got around to teaching #snarkhome to watch the garage door. (Leftover magnet and reed switches.) Scaled to 103% because it was impossible to get the hose into, then CYA glued to stop it rotating due to the scaling. I also removed a
#snarkhouse across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #snarkhouse straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/snarkhouse