#somuchcoffee

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #somuchcoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
1.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTC
0
09-22
1
09-23
0
09-24
0
09-25
0
09-26
0
09-27
0
09-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6026 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Who can blame them? #SoMuchCoffee - Netherlands Moves Gold From New York to London, Citing Geopolitical Unrest - WSJ https://www.wsj.com/economy/central-banking/netherlands-moves-gold-from-new-york-to-london-citing-geopolitical-unrest-7a095

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 4↻ 22026-09-03 20:10 UTCView post →
  • User: I misbehaved and despite them warning me, I kept it up and got banned. Well! Now I will put on my Big Boy™ pants and make VAGUE LEGAL THREATS. Moderator: Congrats! Now we cannot communicate with you in any way, shape or form. We can't

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 4↻ 02026-07-09 16:45 UTCView post →
  • For no reason at all but in my paid job, no one asks to speak to my manager. *Drinks coffee* And that's despite my referring to some as my "assigned grownups" at work. #SoMuchCoffee // @sterndata @macmanx @ipstenu

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 4↻ 12026-03-24 12:32 UTCView post →

#somuchcoffee across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #somuchcoffee straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/somuchcoffee