#somuchcoffee
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #somuchcoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #somuchcoffee
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 08:54 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6026 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Used together with
Top of the latest posts
Who can blame them? #SoMuchCoffee - Netherlands Moves Gold From New York to London, Citing Geopolitical Unrest - WSJ https://www.wsj.com/economy/central-banking/netherlands-moves-gold-from-new-york-to-london-citing-geopolitical-unrest-7a095
User: I misbehaved and despite them warning me, I kept it up and got banned. Well! Now I will put on my Big Boy™ pants and make VAGUE LEGAL THREATS. Moderator: Congrats! Now we cannot communicate with you in any way, shape or form. We can't
For no reason at all but in my paid job, no one asks to speak to my manager. *Drinks coffee* And that's despite my referring to some as my "assigned grownups" at work. #SoMuchCoffee // @sterndata @macmanx @ipstenu
#somuchcoffee across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #somuchcoffee straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/somuchcoffee