#spaghettimonster
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #spaghettimonster from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #spaghettimonster
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:06 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:06 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #spaghettimonster.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~24135 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00
Languages: German (30) · English (8) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
Wer nicht täglich 1x oder mindestens 1x im Jahr den Erfinder*innen der #Kanalisation, des Dübels, der #Elektrizität, der Wasch- und der #Geschirrspülmaschine mit einem inbrünstigen Stoßgebet gen Himmel (zum großen #Spaghettimonster 😅) dank
Religiöse Zeichen, Gesten, Riten* sollten auf einem #Fußballplatz wg. Neutralitätsgebot verboten sein - das können sie alles gerne in der Kabine machen, da 'sieht' es das große #Spaghettimonster auch. #Pastafari *Nur der #Haka beim #Rugby,
Beim nächsten Mal dann das #Spaghettimonster -Fenster. #Fensterfreitag #Emsland
What “spaghettimonster” means
WikipediaThe Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. The parody originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other"; it has received some limited recognition as such.
“Flying Spaghetti Monster” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#spaghettimonster across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #spaghettimonster straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/spaghettimonster