#sphericalbastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sphericalbastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:48 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:48 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sphericalbastards.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~166 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 82
Top of the latest posts
Ok, I was fully prepared for this to be completely made up...and yet... it is true. Fritz #Zwicky really did coin the phrases "dark matter" and "spherical bastards". What a froopy dude! #physics #language #semantics #sphericalbastards #dark
@DJDarren Later: My skepticism about Swiss astronomer Fritz Zwicki coining the term "spherical bastard," was the result of my distracted skimming of the social media post where I first saw it. Zwicky wasn't using the term in reference to a
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