#sphericalcows

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sphericalcows from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:12 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:12 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #sphericalcows.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~29503 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • i mean, everyone talks non stop about the spherical cows, but afaict the silence is deafening wrt their spherical milk & the inferred spherical bottles needed #whimsy #nonsense 🤪 #sphericalcows

    Droppie@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-18 22:20 UTCView post →

  • #SphericalCows are a source of satirical mirth, but tbh, if we were to replace a hit-list of the world's nastiest most rotten "leaders" each with a SC, i reckon we'd be in a much better condition. Let's doooo eeeeeet! #politics #whimsy

    Droppie@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-03-18 00:49 UTCView post →

  • The Spherical Cows of Programming https://programmingsimplicity.substack.com/p/the-spherical-cows-of-programming #HackerNews #SphericalCows #Programming #Simplified #SoftwareDevelopment #TechHumor

    Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-10-19 15:58 UTCView post →

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