#SpitTake
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SpitTake from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #spittake
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 00:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 00:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 00:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~28320 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
@reay @APBBlue ALMOST made me waste my coffee there. #spittake
I'm the #employee of the millenium. I'm a #techbro , #colbert , #stewart . Come check out what you are at (Not) TechCrunch 🅱️isrupt #disrupt 2025 #FC2025 #FurCon2025 #furconai #spittake #watercooler Full video forthcoming eventually™!
Morning commute numbers: Conditions: Raining, headwind, 6C Hawks: 12 Honks: 4 Rather undermines my hypothesis about the weather. #spittake
What “spittake” means
WikipediaA spit-take is a comedic technique or reaction in which someone spits a drink, or sometimes food, out of their mouth as a reaction to a surprising or funny statement.
“Spit-take” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#spittake across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #spittake straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/spittake