#sqlshorts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sqlshorts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1973 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
One DELETE Cascades To 3.5 MILLION Rows?! PRODUCTION APOCALYPSE! Deleted ONE user and CASCADE deleted 3.5 MILLION rows across 4 tables! Orders, payments, everything GONE! This is the scariest SQL behavior! Watch this nightmare! #sql #sqldis
Subquery Returns Multiple Rows In Comparison?! Using subquery that returns multiple rows in = comparison crashes! SQL doesn't know which row to use. This breaks subqueries! Watch! #sql #sqltricks #database #sqltutorial #subqueries #multiple
JSON Column Search Takes 47 SECONDS Breaking Black Friday?! JSON SEARCH NIGHTMARE! Can't index JSON columns in older MySQL! Every product search scans 2 MILLION rows! 47-second queries! Server MELTS on Black Friday! $4.7M revenue LOST! Watc
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