#squats

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #squats from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.5
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 21:15 UTC
0
09-21
0
09-22
0
09-23
1
09-24
0
09-25
0
09-26
0
09-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 21:15 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 21:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5253 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (23) · Dutch (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • Behind view Jberd recently became very clumsy, making things fall over with his long tail and then running behind my back. He has yet to notice that I make it a point to spread my ass and tailhole when he does so :3 Art by Jberd #devourer_(

    Devourer@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 12026-08-12 15:13 UTCView post →
  • After the meal (bone disposal) Turns out, if you enter a butt with bones in it, you might also turn into some, plopping out the goo's ass alongside anal juices as he squats~ Art and bones by Jberd #devourer_(razor_koopa) #dragon #goo_creatu

    Devourer@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-08-12 15:12 UTCView post →
  • A few days after (scat warning) Look, when it has to come out, it HAS to come out. Also why are you staring‽ Art by Devilturtle #devourer_(razor_koopa) #dragon #goo_creature #goo_dragon #anthro #bodily_fluids #dripping #male #muscular #musc

    Devourer@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-08-11 14:45 UTCView post →

What “squats” means

Wiktionary

squats

  • nounNothing; nothing whatsoever.
  • nounA position assumed by bending deeply at the knees while resting on one's feet.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#squats across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #squats straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/squats