#stonks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #stonks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:57 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:57 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~11048 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (35) · German (2) · Polish (1) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock STOCK! GET IT!? in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can! #economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans
Dutch "aandelen" means "shares of stock." Mexican Spanish "ándale" sounds similar and means "hurry up!" It makes me imagine high-frequency traders (HFT) saying "Aandelen, aandelen, ¡arriba, arriba!" like Speedy Gonzales from WB's Looney Tun
Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle: "There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business
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