#stonks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #stonks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #stonks
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 22:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 22:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 22:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5873 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1) · Portuguese (1) · Russian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle: "There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business
What do you even say here. #USPolitics #Iran #Capitalism #Stonks
That saying about the market remaining irrational has historically been interpreted as a warning for people making personal investments, basically: you probably can't time the market It takes on an ominous, threatening tone if you read it a
What “stonks” means
Wiktionarystonks
- nounA heavy artillery bombardment.
- verbTo unleash such a bombardment.
#stonks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #stonks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/stonks