#stupidtech
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #stupidtech from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:35 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~24920 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
This is why we need #tech literacy. This recipe site wants you to pay $2.99 USD to “print” the recipe. To print. The recipe. That’s literally on the web page. For free. Super+P and “Save as PDF.” You’re welcome. Wut? Am I missing something?
It is so aggravating that every phone update, I have to spend ten minutes uninstalling unwanted apps, checking to be sure settings haven't been altered, and squinting at whatever AI features are being pushed to make sure I'm opted out of th
"The Rubik's Cube has been reimagined as a $299 tech gadget featuring 24 mini IPS screens, a gyroscope, accelerometer, speakers, and Bluetooth connectivity." This world has lost its goddamn mind. Does *everything* have to be enshittified? #
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