#surprised
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #surprised from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:43 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:43 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~22430 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (36) · German (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
Wait… I've had this GameCube since about 2002 and the battery has just died, apparently. It looks like you have to open the GameCube and desolder a 2032 coin style battery to replace it. How did the battery not die before now? Also, really?
I referenced my pants for this one. Appropriate? Wruff??? #tf #transformation #wolf #werewolf #therian #shocked #surprised #collar
Amara was chewing some gum and blew a bubble. and well, I think she is shocked at what is coming next. Thanks to @WhenWolvesCryOut for the sketch! #amaraexcavar #enfield #autumncolors #fur #chimera #redfur #yellowfur #greeneyes #earpiercing
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