#surprises

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #surprises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.6
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 02:36 UTC
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09-21
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 02:36 UTC
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#surprisesquadgrocerysurprise
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesquadpaysforgroceries
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesongs
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#SurpriseStream
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesurprisesurprise
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesongo
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#SurpriseSoup
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#SurpriseSet
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesurprisethegolferwhofakedaholeinoneathismembermembermayhavealsobeenasandbagger
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surprisesurprisethegolferwhofakedahole
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 02:36 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6092 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (33) · French (2) · Lithuanian (2) · Arabic (1) · Chinese (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Originally, I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen... but then I thought, "NaH." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Hu

    AnneTheWriter@[email protected]♥ 14↻ 102026-08-05 05:34 UTCView post →

  • تسنيم عن مصدر عسكري إيراني: لدينا #مفاجآت إذا نفذ #ترمب تهديداته ولن نتردد بفرض #تكاليف #باهظة على #واشنطن و#شركائها. Tasnim quoted an Iranian military source: We have #surprises if #Trump carries out his threats and we will not hesitate to

    راديو وياك - RadioWayak@RadioWayak♥ 2↻ 02026-04-07 19:04 UTCView post →

  • "DUST BUNNY" is a strange amalgam of genres, including Action-Adventure, Horror, Kaiju, Fantasy, and Crime; and is a delight from beginning to end. We enjoyed it immensely. #dustbunny #horror #horrormovie #monstermovie #action #adventure #s

    Gay Curmudgeon@HermitsDaily♥ 2↻ 02026-01-21 11:58 UTCView post →

What “surprises” means

Wiktionary

surprises

  • nounSomething unexpected.
  • verbTo cause (someone) to feel unusually alarmed or delighted by something unexpected.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#surprises across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #surprises straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/surprises