#surprises
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #surprises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #surprises
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 16:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 16:48 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 16:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6388 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (27) · French (6) · Arabic (3) · Lithuanian (2) · Chinese (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Originally, I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen... but then I thought, "NaH." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Hu
"DUST BUNNY" is a strange amalgam of genres, including Action-Adventure, Horror, Kaiju, Fantasy, and Crime; and is a delight from beginning to end. We enjoyed it immensely. #dustbunny #horror #horrormovie #monstermovie #action #adventure #s
Ok friends. I found another #British show on #Tubi. I like the home makeover, but season 10 & after are the best ones. Why? They go from rushing a makeover in 60 minutes, to doing proper makeovers in 1 entire day! 🥰 #makeover, #decorating,
What “surprises” means
Wiktionarysurprises
- nounSomething unexpected.
- verbTo cause (someone) to feel unusually alarmed or delighted by something unexpected.
#surprises across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #surprises straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/surprises