#teabags
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #teabags from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 19:51 UTCNo measured public usage for #teabags in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 19:51 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #teabags.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-25 19:51 UTCNo recent public posts found for #teabags on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “teabags” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediateabags
- nounA cloth or paper sachet containing tea leaves or herbal tea, designed to act as an infuser when submerged in hot water.
- verbTo lower one’s testicles into the mouth of another person, or onto the face or head of another person.
A tea bag is a small, porous, sealed bag or packet typically containing tea leaves or the leaves of other herbs, which is immersed in water to steep and make an infusion. Originally used only for making tea, they are now made for other tisanes as well.
“Tea bag” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#teabags across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #teabags straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/teabags