#teddyboysdontknit
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It's not all Cliff Edwards around here, you know. After considerable editing, auditing, additing and odditing, here's a ukulele sheet for "Ginger Geezer" by the irreplaceable Vivian Stanshall (the D chord is best played 2225, incidentally):
Union Chapel: VIVIAN STANSHALL'S 80th BIRTHDAY PARTY - 'From The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band to Sir Henry at Rawlinson End' Featuring Michael Livesley, 'Legs' Larry Smith (Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band), Rodney Slater (Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band), John 'Ba
#teddyboysdontknit across platforms
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