#TeenageDirtbag
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TeenageDirtbag from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #teenagedirtbag
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 20:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 20:12 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #teenagedirtbag.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 20:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~31532 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9) · Spanish (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Her name is Nikkei, I have a dream about her But eggs don't lay eggs, I lay three in just half an hour Oh, how she rocks at counting those stocks But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a goose un
#Wheatus - #TeenageDirtbag (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM #rock
To figure out if you are in the U.S. or in Germany, you just need to check which part of #Wheatus' #TeenageDirtbag's line "her boyfriend's a dick, he brings a gun to school" is censored.
#teenagedirtbag across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #teenagedirtbag straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/teenagedirtbag