#ThatsAPenis
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ThatsAPenis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:12 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thatsapenis.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~32931 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: Spanish (19) · English (3) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Botella con forma de genitales masculinos encontrada en un basurero turco del siglo XVII, pero probablemente procedente del Sacro Imperio Romano Germánico. 🏛️Museo del Castillo (Museo de Historia de Budapest) #thatsapenis
El llamado Sr. Jiao ("Cuerno"), una pala de bronce del reino Dian (s. VIII-109 a.C.) utilizada por chamanes en un culto a la fertilidad al dios de la agricultura. 🏛️Museo Provincial de Yunnan 📷Daderot #china #thatsapenis
El falo de vidrio de Herford, de los siglos XVI-XVII, encontrado en el pozo de una letrina de un complejo de conventos de dicha ciudad, que conectaba con la casa religiosa de una noble. Se habría usado como recipiente cómico en fiestas. 🏛️
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