#TheAngryAstronaut
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TheAngryAstronaut from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 15:27 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 15:27 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #theangryastronaut.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 15:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 20 public posts (spanning ~12380 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00
Languages: English (20)
Avg boosts / post: 5
Top of the latest posts
“Super Earth” Nearby? Intelligent life on planet Earth evolved after the last extinction event on planet Earth, which was only 65 million years ago, so I don’t know why The Angry Astronaut says it took over 4 billion years.?? https://youtu.
Blue Origin Update? Seeing how quickly SpaceX repaired its launch pad, I expected Blue Origin to have its launch pad fixed by the end of the year. The Angry Astronaut had well-warranted doubts, but now he is singing his praise for how fast
Antimatter Starships? Antimatter starships won’t be usable for hundreds of years, so we need to have a place to expand humanity to that is closer. ‘Mars is too far; orbiting Protection Cylinders and underground Lunar Habitats are what we’ll
#theangryastronaut across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/theangryastronaut