#theborowitzreport
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #theborowitzreport from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 01:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 01:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~30568 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (14)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
@georgetakei I love the humor in #TheBorowitzReport #TheOnion has had a bit of trouble with satire in the #PostTruth era. But #AndyBorowitz just nails it. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-did-not-know-identity-o
According to the #TheBorowitzReport, the #ConvictedFelon laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist and said: "They gave everything so people like me could give nothing." https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-honors-
Thanks #TBR, I really needed a good laugh! #TheBorowitzReport
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