#TheDumbestTimeline

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TheDumbestTimeline from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-12 03:00 UTC
0
10-06
0
10-07
0
10-08
0
10-09
0
10-10
0
10-11
0
10-12

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-12 03:00 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #thedumbesttimeline.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-12 03:00 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~16478 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

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Languages: English (39) · Norwegian Bokmål (1)

Avg boosts / post: 4.5

Top of the latest posts

  • Thinking today about how #JimmyCarter had to sell his peanut farm so that he wasn’t profiting from his business while president, but Chump charges Secret Service agents exorbitant rates to stay at his sleazy hotels to the tune of millions o

    OGJester has moved@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 1052024-12-29 23:15 UTCView post →

  • So let me get this straight - Chump thinks ALL OF #CANADA should become ONE STATE? The fifty-first state?? Do I have that right? Wow, Canadians - you could give up your ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, your sovereignty, every shred of your dignity, and t

    OGJester has moved@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 432025-02-03 16:36 UTCView post →

  • So, what’s the next stop on the menu? #war #politics #world #enshittification #news #poll #wtf #TheDumbestTimeline

    EtherAndRhum@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-01-16 01:58 UTCView post →

#thedumbesttimeline across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #thedumbesttimeline straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thedumbesttimeline