#thefuturesucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thefuturesucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 12:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 12:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 12:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~28633 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Nothing kills enthusiasm more than needing to review code produced by AI. #programming #thefuturesucks #ai
Happy Feckin' New Year. Here we are now, 2025, a quarter of the way through the 21st century. Not what you expected, is it? #2025 #WHERESMYJETPACK #THEFUTURESUCKS
The amount of questions and "I agree or else fuck off" a new #android phone asks is just ridiculous. My first, a #Nokia 2110i didn't ask anything. #TheFutureSucks
#thefuturesucks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thefuturesucks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thefuturesucks