#theguythatbroketheinternet

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #theguythatbroketheinternet from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 03:04 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 03:04 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #theguythatbroketheinternet.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 03:04 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~90 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • You want one tiny fact that turns you into the loudest person in the room? Here it is: the average person spends over 6 years of their life waiting in line. So next time you're stuck waiting, remember you’re not just wasting time, you’re co

    I broke the internet@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-26 14:12 UTCView post →

  • This Memorial Day, don’t just bring potato salad; bring a fact so wild they actually drop their fork. Trust me, you’ll be the one they remember next year. #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp #DailyFacts #DailyFacts #MindBlown #FunFact #Trivia

    I broke the internet@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-25 21:29 UTCView post →

  • You think your brain's safe today? Here's the daily fact that will steal it and never give it back: every second, you forget about 60 things. That's right, while you're busy scrolling, your mind is a sieve. Imagine what you're missing. Don'

    I broke the internet@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-25 12:53 UTCView post →

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