#thehumansaredead
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thehumansaredead from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thehumansaredead.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~18380 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
A helmet to protect from the robot uprising. #inktober #inktober2021 #robot #robotics #greetingsfellowhumans #robotrevolution #robotuprising #thehumansaredead #cardboardbox #sketch #drawing #mastoart
@dancinyogi No shame to readers or respondents who don't like music, but that genuinely doesn't compute for me. Even human-exterminating robots like making music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY #FlightOfTheConchords #Music #The
Anyone miss their human creators? #AiTakeover #TheHumansAreDead
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