#thelifeaquatic
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thelifeaquatic from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 10:43 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 10:43 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 10:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~32236 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
With OceanGate Titan/Titanic self-indulgent tourism #FAFO fiasco & a new #WesAnderson movie reminding me of #TheLifeAquatic with #SteveZissou I'm remembering a childhood idol: Jacques-Yves Cousteau (b. 6/11/1910 — d. 6/25/1997) or #JacquesC
Today’s watch: the Vostok Amphibia 420526. If it’s good enough for Steve Zissou… #watches ⌚️⏱️ #vostok #amphibia #zissou #thelifeaquatic
/11 Steve Zissou is a Dark McKnowhe, like a lot of Wes Anderson characters. While Steve comes from a relatively humble background, his own flaws wreck him when he overindulges in the upper class world he inhabits after his early successes.
#thelifeaquatic across platforms
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