#theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 07:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 07:01 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 07:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~18845 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
A recurring thing about Watanare is just how much Renako is in denial about liking girls, and how she constantly blames Mai for being attracted to them. Like, it's internalized homophobia in a series where it's not present externally. #Ther
Checking the official youtube channel that has Watanare ep 1, and in a week, it got 476K views. By comparison, the same channels' episode 1 for Uma musume: Cinderella Grey got 116K views in the 3 months since it aired. Looks like overt #yur
When Odzuka Mai finds out you're celebrating Maifest. #Watanare #TheresNoFreakingWayIllBeYourLover #TheresNoFreakingWayIllBeYourLoverUnless #わたなれ
#theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/theresnofreakingwayillbeyourlover