#thesecretmenu
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thesecretmenu from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #thesecretmenu
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:08 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:08 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thesecretmenu.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19248 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
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#thesecretmenu across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thesecretmenu straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thesecretmenu