#ThisDoesNotCompute

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ThisDoesNotCompute from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
13
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 13
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 13

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:09 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:09 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #thisdoesnotcompute.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:09 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~35064 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00

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Languages: English (10) · Portuguese (2) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • "Blurring pictures 4/3" #ThisDoesNotCompute

    Jim Spath@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-13 22:40 UTCView post →

  • "The Online Service center is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from any home, office, or public access point. However, information may not be available during times of system maintenance." #ThisDoesNotCompute It's always available, e

    Jim Spath@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-04-22 18:41 UTCView post →

  • This mini retro Mac clock is amazing but ILLEGAL Yeah, considering it's obviously in no way legit they really did go the extra mile to get the little details right. https://youtu.be/a_NyV5jsUsw #Macintosh #Apple #Mac #AlarmClock #ThisDoesNo

    Ellie‽ (Radio Edit)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-11-14 22:49 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thisdoesnotcompute