#thisreallyhappened
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thisreallyhappened from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:11 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thisreallyhappened.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~29263 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (16)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
I can tell that we're ready for Skynet. Me: Alexa, play some heavy metal Alexa: Enjoy this Superman, by Three Doors Down Me: wat Alexa: Also, have some Century, by Fall Out Boy #ThisReallyHappened #echo #amazon #ai #skynet #music #ThreeDoor
Me: [rides roller coaster] Apple Watch: "Looks like you've been in a car crash! Are you okay?" Me: [orgasms loudly] Apple Watch: "It's really noisy here! You should protect your hearing!" Me: "You don't want me to have any fun at all, do yo
There’s a village (population ~135) named “Eyebrow” in Saskatchewan, Canada. As we approached it on Hwy 42, I quipped that if it were wiped out by a tornado, the next day's headlines would probably read: "Eyebrow Razed!" I also mused that w
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